Snack Theory: A Treatise on the Fundamentals of Optimal Snacking

Chapter 1: The Laws of Snack Dynamics

The fundamental principles governing the behavior of snacks in a vacuum.

1.1. The Law of Conservation of Crunch: The crunch of a snack decreases exponentially with distance from the point of consumption.

1.2. The Law of Flavor Diffusion: Flavors spread uniformly throughout the snack space.

Continue to Chapter 2: The Snack-Space Continuum

Chapter 2: The Snack-Space Continuum

A comprehensive treatment of the snacking universe.

2.1. The Snack-Space Metric: A coordinate system for measuring snacking distances.

2.2. Snack-Time Dilation: Time flows slower near the snacking event horizon.

Proceed to Chapter 3: The Snack-Particle Theory
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