Frequently Asked Questions about That Thing with the Knives

Q: What is That Thing with the Knives?

A: It's a thing with knives. You know, the one that's always slicing and dicing its way through life.

A: It just kind of... cuts things, you know? With its knives.

A: Nope, not yet. We're still working on that whole mass production thing.

A: It's got sharp knives. Be careful, man.

A: No, that's what your therapist is for. But hey, if you need help with your knife-related existential crisis, we can try.