A Brief History of That Thing with the Knives
Legend has it that That Thing with the Knives started as an experiment gone wrong in the kitchen of a small, unremarkable town. Our hero, a hapless chef named Bob, had been tasked with preparing for a dinner party. As he frantically chopped and sliced, his knife skills turned to mush, and a strange, unexplained phenomenon occurred.
That Thing with the Knives, as it would come to be known, began to manifest as a swirling vortex of sharp, gleaming metal that seemed to have a life of its own.
Bob, shaken but unscathed, stumbled upon a way to tame the beast and harness its power, leading to the creation of an entire subculture of enthusiasts and practitioners of That Thing with the Knives.
Today, That Thing with the Knives is celebrated in all its chaotic glory. Join us on a journey through the wild, wacky world of accidental discovery and culinary mayhem.