That Thing with the Knives: Controversy FAQ

Q: Is that thing with the knives a metaphor for something?

A: No, it's just a thing with knives. Don't overthink it.

Q: Why do you have so many knives?

A: We have a lot of knives because we're prepared for anything. Also, our ancestors were known for their love of sharp objects.

Q: Is it true that that thing with the knives is secretly a sentient being with a penchant for world domination?

A: We're not commenting on that.

Q: Can I have one of the knives?

A: No. You can't have one of the knives. They're not for sharing. Don't even think about it.

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