You want to get a tattoo, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause we're about to get you inked!
Our tattoo artists are trained in the art of pain... infliction. Okay, fine, they're trained in tattooing, but let's be real, it's all about the drama.
Our shop's got a flair for the dramatic, and our clients leave with stories to tell. Literally. Like, "I got a tattoo with a guy who's never had a drink and a lady who's got a penchant for the absurd."
So, what's your story going to be? Want to go with the classics: a skull, a rose, or perhaps a poorly-drawn portrait of your favorite meme character?
Explore our Meme Tattoo Collection and find the perfect ink to match your inner weirdo.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Tattoo Therapist – our resident expert in tattoo-induced trauma and existential crisis.
Meet our team of experts in tattooing and emotional scarring:
Don't just take our word for it:
"I walked out with a tattoo of a poorly-drawn cat, a bottle of cheap wine, and a newfound appreciation for the art of self-infliction." – John D.
"I got a tattoo of a poorly-drawn meme, and now I'm single." – Karen S.
We offer a range of services to suit your tattooing needs:
Want to get in touch with us? Send us an email at tattooshop@that-thing-with-the-knives.com or call us at 1-800-TATTOO-ME.
We're open 24/7/365 for your convenience:
Monday: 8:00 am - 6:00 pm
Tuesday: 8:00 am - 6:00 pm
Wednesday: 8:00 am - 6:00 pm
Thursday: 8:00 am - 6:00 pm
Friday: 8:00 am - 6:00 pm
Saturday: 8:00 am - 6:00 pm
Sunday: 8:00 am - 6:00 pm
And every other day: We're closed. Because, why?