That Thing with the Knives - Safety Tips

Warning: Do not attempt to wield That Thing with the Knives without proper training and caution.

Always wear a pair of protective gloves when handling That Thing.

Never use That Thing near a mirror or reflective surface, as it may cause unintended consequences.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use That Thing near children or pets. They will not thank you.

To properly clean That Thing, mix 1 part soap with 3 parts elbow grease and scrub with a specialized cleaning solution.

Visit our Advanced Safety Helmets page for more information on protecting your delicate cranial region.

Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, you could try Throw Caution to the Wind and see what happens.

Or, if you're feeling extra reckless, visit our Throwing Caution into the Wind with a Bow and Arrow page for the ultimate in safety disregard.

Disclaimer: That Thing with the Knives is a highly dangerous and potentially lethal object. Use at your own risk.