Warning: Do not attempt to juggle knives without proper training or supervision. You will likely end up with a face full of cuts or a trip to the emergency room. Or both. Maybe all three.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have created a comprehensive guide to get you started on your journey to becoming a skilled knife juggling master!
First things first, you'll need some knives. Not just any knives, mind you. No, no. You'll need knives that are specifically designed for juggling. Ones with nice, sturdy handles and sharp, pointy tips. The kind of knives that will make you feel like a true ninja.
Visit our Where to Buy Knives page for more information on where to acquire your trusty juggling knives.
Once you've got your knives, it's time to learn how to juggle. Start with the basics: Cascade, M-3, and maybe even a little bit of Swordplay. Don't worry, our expert instructors will guide you through the process, or not, because let's be real, we're all just winging it.
Check out our Knife Juggling for Advanced Jesters page for more complex and, frankly, more likely to get you killed patterns.
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Now it's time to put your newfound skills to the test. Or not. Because let's face it, you'll probably cut yourself a few times. Or ten. But that's just part of the process, right?
Our Practice Sessions page has all the information you need to schedule your first juggling session with one of our expert instructors. Or not. We're not really sure. They're probably busy. Or on vacation. Or dead.
What to Expect (or Not) when you arrive at the juggling session.