Are you tired of being limited by your physical abilities?
Do you have a dream of juggling knives like a boss, but your lack of limbs and/or opposable thumbs holds you back?
Well, fear not, my friend! We have the solution to your problems: Rise of the Robotic Limbs!
A revolutionary new system of robotic prosthetics designed specifically for the physically disabled knife enthusiast!
Read on to learn more about this game-changing technology and how it can help you become the juggling machine you've always wanted to be!
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