The Great Knife Conspiracy

Chapter 1: Our Knives

It's a little-known fact that our knives are the best. The sharpest, the most durable, the most sought-after knives in the land.

We've been accused of being "knife enthusiasts" by the authorities, but we prefer "Knife Connoisseurs".

Our knives have been used for everything from slicing pizza to gutting our enemies. (Okay, maybe not that last one, but we like to dream.)

You can learn more about our knives at:

Knife-related Subtopics:

Knife Safety: Because You Don't Want to Cut Yourself

The Dark Side of Knife Collecting: Hoarding