The Parlor Knife

A knife so sharp, it's like it has a personal vendetta against your social life.

Used for slicing open not just your pants, but also the hearts of unsuspecting strangers.

Warning: may cause excessive awkward small talk and spontaneous invitations to dinner.

Need help sharpening your knife? Click here! Or maybe you just need some advice on stabbing yourself in the foot?

Disclaimer: Not responsible for actual stabbings. Probably just a good time.