The Knife-Infested Privacy Policy

Warning: Reading this policy may cause dizziness, confusion, and an increased urge to hide in a corner with your head in your hands.

We, the Knife-Infested, are committed to protecting your personal information, but not really. We're more interested in sharpening our knives. Our lawyers are available for questions, but only on Tuesdays.

By visiting this site, you agree to our terms, which we've conveniently omitted for your sake. If you want to see them, just follow the link to our non-existent lawyers' page: Our Lawyers.

Our server is powered by the tears of the innocent, and we're not sorry.

For more information on our use of cookies, please see our Cookie Policy.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Experimental Features page, where we're testing the limits of web development and your sanity.

Thanks for visiting! Don't forget to bring a sense of humor.

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