That Thing With The Knives - A Guide To Whittling Knives

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Knife 1: The Classic Whittling

A classic whittling knife, perfect for carving intricate designs into your favorite piece of wood. Or, you know, just for staring at blankly into space.

Knife 2: The Whittling Ninja

A stealthy knife, perfect for whittling in the shadows. Or, you know, just for whittling your way through the monotony of modern life.

Knife 3: The Whittling Wizard

A whittling knife for the modern age, perfect for whittling your way through the latest trends and memes. Or, you know, just for staring at a blank wall.

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