Seduction Protocol for Time Travelers: A Guide to Wooing Your Ancient Overlords

Step 1: Master the art of Roman Emperor-style charm. Practice your "Veni, Vidi, Vici" in the mirror until you can say it with conviction.

Step 2: Dress the part. Invest in a toga, a laurel wreath, and a pair of sandals. You know, for historical accuracy.

Step 3: Find your mark. Identify a worthy Roman Emperor to seduce. Perhaps someone like Nero or Caligula?

The Ancient Game: A Guide to Roman Emperor Politics will give you an edge in the game of seduction.

But remember, a true seduction protocol is all about subtlety. Avoid the obvious, like declaring "I'm the reincarnation of Caesar" or "I have a time-traveling toaster."

Success Stories from the Seduction Protocol will give you a chance to learn from the masters.

And remember, it's all about building relationships, not just seduction. Leave the empire a better place than when you arrived.

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