The Great Pretzel Incident

In the year 3050, humanity's quest for snack-based temporal experimentation reached a critical mass. The effects were... messy.

As a participant in the Time Travel Simulation 0.8, you are tasked with investigating the Great Pretzel Incident, a catastrophic event in which a rogue pretzel vendor's time-traveling pastry cart caused widespread temporal chaos.

Initial Observations:

• Multiple reports of temporal displacement in the vicinity of 5th Street and 14th Avenue
• Unstable chrono-energies detected emanating from the pretzel vendor's cart
• Witnesses describe a 'glowing pretzel' with an aura of 'dread'.

Investigation Progress:

Update 1: Theories and Hypotheses Update 2: Eyewitness Accounts Update 3: Chrono-Evidence Analysis Update 4: The Pretzel Vendor's Confession