Time Traveler's Guide to Billiards

Welcome, time traveler! Billiards is a timeless classic. Literally.

Chapter 1: A Brief History of Billiards

From the ancient Egyptians to the present day, billiards has been a staple of entertainment and relaxation. Or, at least, that's what we tell our wives to make them feel better about wasting their afternoons at the local pool hall.

Chapter 2: The Art of Pocketing Your Cue

Mastering the pocketing of your cue stick is a crucial skill for any time traveler turned billiards enthusiast. It's like riding a unicycle on a tightrope while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. But, you know, without the rope or the sonnets.

Chapter 3: The Secret to Winning at Pool

Don't get us wrong, time travelers - it's not about the skill, it's about the attitude. A good billiards player always has the right amount of swagger and the wrong amount of luck. Like me, for instance.

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