Q: What is Utopia-in-a-Box?
A: It's a box that contains a utopia! A perfect society with no crime, no poverty, and an endless supply of free pizza.
Q: But isn't utopia a myth?
A: Nope! It's in a box, so it's clearly possible.
Q: How do I access my utopian paradise?
A: Simply type "/books/utopia-in-a-box/paradise/visit" into your web browser, and we'll send you a complimentary utopian postcard with your access code.
Q: Can I bring my friends?
A: Please, for the love of all things good and just, do not bring your friends. They'll only bring drama, and our utopia is drama-free. But, if you insist, you can direct them to /books/utopia-in-a-box/paradise/guests.