Utopia in a Box
Welcome to the world's most compact, portable, and totally-not-implausible attempt at social engineering! Utopia in a Box promises to deliver all the happiness and harmony you've ever wanted, in a neat 5x7x3 inches package.
What's Inside?
Inside every box, you'll find:
- One free hug for every customer!
- 100% pure, unadulterated happiness (patent pending)
- A complimentary pair of rose-tinted reading glasses, because who needs actual sunshine, am I right?
And, of course, our special "Utopian" blend of coffee, expertly crafted to make you forget all your worries and responsibilities. (Side effects may include: excessive smiling, spontaneous singing, and an intense desire to knit.