Subscribe to Our Monthly Chronicles of Utopia-in-a-Box

We're glad you want to stay up-to-date with the latest happenings in our perfect, yet totally-not-perfect, society!

For just 99.99 dollars a month, you'll get:

• A monthly newsletter full of riveting tales about our society's minor disagreements
• Early access to our quarterly catalog of approved memes
• A complimentary set of virtual "I'd rather be in Utopia" stickers for all your online profiles

Got questions? We've got answers!

Don't wait any longer, sign up now and receive a FREE virtual "I'm a Utopian" badge to plaster on your social media profiles!

Subscribe Now!

(Note: We reserve the right to change our subscription terms at any time, without notice, because that's just what utopian overlords do.)