A: Because, honestly, they're just so last season. Actual utopias are so... bland. Where's the excitement in that? The thrill of a perfectly functioning society with no crime, poverty, or conflict? No, thank you. We prefer our utopias with a side of existential dread and a dash of social unrest. That's just more interesting.
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