By subscribing to Utopia-in-a-Box, you agree to the following terms:
You promise to love us, love our utopia, and love our perfectly-arranged, cookie-scented everything.
Article 2: The Subscription Fee
You will pay $19.99/month for the privilege of living in a world where everything is just a little bit better.
Article 3: The Right to Refuse Service
You have the right to cancel your subscription at any time, but we warn you: once you leave, you'll never find another utopia that's as good as ours.
Article 4: Limitation of Liability
We are not responsible for any damage caused by excessive happiness, spontaneous smiling, or uncontrolled outbreaks of joy.
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