Utopia in a Box - The Ultimate Guide to a Perfectly Imperfect Society
Table of Contents
Chapter 1: The Utopia-in-a-Box Manifesto
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- Eliminate poverty, inequality, and Mondays
- Create a society where everyone's a winner (except for the accountants, who are still stuck in the basement)
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