In our utopia, we've perfected the art of doing nothing. Our patented Unemployment Method ensures that everyone has plenty of time to focus on their passions, hobbies, and Netflix binges.
It's simple:
And that's it! Follow these easy steps, and you too can achieve the ultimate utopian lifestyle: Step 1: Abolish all menial labor jobs, Step 2: Replace with automated robots, or Step 3: Pay everyone a living wage to do nothing.
Don't have time for this? No problem! Our appendix has a comprehensive list of pre-existing excuses for why you can't follow the steps.
And if you're feeling adventurous, try our Unemployment Method Quiz, where you can test your knowledge of the perfect system of doing nothing.