Our Terms of Service

Welcome to Utopia, where everything is perfect and harmonious. We're glad you're here.

By using our website, you agree to the following terms:

• Don't be a jerk. We're trying to build a better world here.
• Share your thoughts and feelings, but please don't get too emotional. We have emotions counselors on standby.
• Respect the 3-hour coffee break policy. Everyone gets a break.
• Don't try to escape. You're in Utopia now. You're stuck here forever.
• Learn to love your neighbor, but not too much. We don't want any weirdness.

By clicking "Agree" below, you're acknowledging that you've read and understood the above terms.

Agree (and don't try to escape)

Or, if you're feeling extra special, you can read our special terms of service for extra perks.

And, of course, you can always give us feedback on how we're doing.