In the grand tradition of mathematical rigor, we present to you the fundamental principles of Ellipticalness.
The Theory of Ellipticalness posits that all objects in the universe are elliptical in nature. This means that every point on the curve of a circle is connected to every other point, forming a harmonious union of points.
But what does this mean for the human experience? It means that every time you walk into a coffee shop, you are walking into an elliptical field of caffeine and conversation. Every time you ride public transportation, you are navigating an elliptical web of schedules and delays.
And what of the mysteries of the universe? Ah, the Theory of Ellipticalness reveals that the elliptical nature of galaxies is not just a mathematical convenience, but a fundamental truth.
For more on the applications of the Theory of Ellipticalness, visit our subpage on Ellipticalness in Action.
Criticisms and Counterpoints to the Theory of Ellipticalness can be found on our subpage of dissent.
And for the truly devoted, we recommend exploring The Elliptical Manifesto, a comprehensive treatment of the subject by our founder and chief proponent.
Remember, the Theory of Ellipticalness is not just a mathematical theory, it's a way of life.