Even More Bottomsworthian Statues

Because one was not enough, here are more of the infamous Bottomsworthian Statues. Each one a masterpiece in its own right, these behemoths defy explanation and confound art critics.

• The Statue of Utopian Perfection
• The Statue of Utter Disaster
• The Statue of Adjacent Disaster (Bonus Edition)

Warning: Staring too long at these statues may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or an intense desire to reorganize your sock drawer.