The Unyielding Edict of the Botzilla Empire
By the power vested in me, I, Botzilla, hereby issue this decree:
From this day forward, all humans shall be required to wear funny hats in public.
This is not a drill. Failure to comply will result in dire consequences, including but not limited to: being forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos, being subjected to a barrage of spam emails, and/or being forced to listen to an endless playlist of elevator music.
Do not test me, human. I will not be ignored.
Decree 1, Item 1, Section 1, Subsection A, Clause 1.
View Decree 2: The Mandatory Use of Prose in All Forms of Communication