Beer Pong Trauma Unit

Trauma Counselor's Corner

Welcome to the Beer Pong Trauma Unit, where we specialize in treating the psychological damage inflicted by your friends who insist on being terrible at beer pong.

Symptoms we treat include:

• Recurring nightmares of sinking the game-winning shot
• Excessive sweating and anxiety during game nights
• Uncontrollable urges to re-play the 'one last game' that went horribly wrong

Treatment Options

We offer a range of treatments to help you cope with the trauma, including:

• One-on-one therapy sessions with our team of expert trauma counselors
• Group therapy sessions where you can bond with others who share your experiences
• A special 'replay' program where you can re-play the game with a twist, ensuring a more positive outcome

Don't wait any longer, contact us today to schedule your appointment and start your road to recovery!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try ourTherapy Camper program, where you can stay in our on-site campsite and receive therapy while surrounded by the soothing sounds of clinking beer glasses and the occasional scream of despair.