According to the Foosball Union of America, bouncer-hatred is a serious issue that can ruin the game for everyone. Don't be that guy. Don't be the one who yells at the ball boy, "YOU'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS ME!"
Instead, focus on improving your skills. Practice your serve, your shot, and your trash talking. But don't practice being a bouncer-hater.
The Foosball Union of America demands better from its members! Learn more about Bouncer Love and become the champion of the table.
Or, if you insist on being a bouncer-hater, Explore the Bouncer-Hatred Spectrum and discover where on the scale you fall.