The Official Rules of Bouncers' Foosball

Each player starts with three balls.

A Bouncer's Bill is the official ball used for the game. It is made of a special brand of rubber that is both bouncy and unforgiving.

When a player hits a shot, the Bouncer's Bill will either bounce back into play or shatter into a thousand pieces, depending on the player's skill.

Players must use their paddle to return the Bouncer's Bill to the table.

Each player has three lives.

The Foos are the official, highly skilled, yet slightly terrifying opponents that will try to ruin your fun.

They are programmed to respond to the player's every move, and will only stop when the player is defeated.

Players must use a special paddle.

The paddle is the only tool a player will use to control the Bouncer's Bill.

It is also the only thing standing between the player and certain defeat.