The Great Argy-Bargy Sock Heist
It's a mystery that's been puzzling us for years: where did the Argy-Bargy Socks go?
Theories:
- The Socks were abducted by aliens.
- The Socks were eaten by a mischievous sock goblin.
- The Socks were lost in a vortex of lint.
- The Socks were stolen by a time-traveling sock enthusiast.
Read the Sock-Goblin Investigation Report
Learn about the Sock Ninja Theories