Δx^2 = 2πr
π = 3.14 (approximately)
For any given knot, there exists a unique solution to the equation Δx^2 = 2πr, assuming r is not a negative integer.
QED.
The Bow-Tie Universe is a flat plane, except on Tuesdays.
When in the Bow-Tie Universe, all knots are created equal.