Monthly Cookie Subscription Box

Welcome to the most epic of cookie experiences! Each month, you'll receive a new box of artisanal, hand-crafted, and utterly absurd cookies.

Mystery Cookie of the Month! Cookie Variety Pack: 5 Flavors for the Adventurous! Decadent Chocolate Chip Cookie of Doom! The Cookie of Infinite Self-Reference. (Warning: May Cause Existential Crisis)

Subscription includes:

Free shipping on all cookie-related purchases
Exclusive access to our Cookie Whisperer hotline
Invitation to our monthly CookieCon events
A free cookie-themed t-shirt with purchase of 3 months' subscription

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