By using this website, you agree to be bound by these ridiculous terms.
You will not use this website for any reason, because that's just not a thing.
Unless you're using it for a reason. In that case, go ahead.
We reserve the right to change these terms at any moment's notice, because we're a website, and we can do that.
If you don't like it, go elsewhere. There are plenty of other websites that are probably worse.
By continuing to use this website, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and agree to these terms.
Or, you know, just click a button and pretend you read it.
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