Clocks of the Ancients

Time is relative. But our bureaucracy is not. We've got a clockwork of gears turning, and we're not slowing down for anything.

Subordinate to the Great Clockwork Oracle, the Clockwork Council of 17 has decreed:

• Resolution 3456-3: Mandatory Pocket Watch Maintenance
• Resolution 3456-4: Standardization of Time Zones within the Clockwork Complex
• Resolution 3456-5: Strict Enforcement of Measuring Time in Hours and Minutes, Not Just Fuzzy Concepts Like 'When It Needs Doing'

Related Decrees

• Decree 1-2: The Official Clockwork Gazette
• Decree 1-3: The Right to be Late (But Not Too Late)