Consultation
Welcome to the most exclusive, most extravagant, most utterly unnecessary consultation experience in the world!
We specialize in extracting thoughts from the depths of your cerebral cortex, like a team of highly trained, extremely expensive surgeons extracting a brain tumor.
Our services include:
- Thought Extraction: We'll extract your thoughts, no matter how complex or ridiculous.
- Emotion Analysis: We'll diagnose and treat your emotions, because who needs therapy?
- Bias Adjustment: We'll remove your biases, because who has time for that?