Meditation Mastery
Are you tired of feeling unfulfilled? Do you find yourself stuck in an endless cycle of self-doubt and existential dread?
Look no further than our comprehensive guide to achieving true meditation mastery! In just 7 simple steps, you too can achieve a state of enlightenment that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
Step 1: Sit comfortably on a cushion or chair. Yes, it's that simple.
Step 2: Close your eyes and breathe.
Or, you know, just stare at the wall like a normal person.