FAQs for the Brain-Boosting Services

Q: What is the purpose of this service?

• Q: Do I get a free upgrade to the premium service for being a loyal customer?
• Q: Can I cancel my subscription at any time?
• Q: Will you share my brain scan data with the government?
• Q: Can I use my brain-boosting device in space?

A: Nope. No free upgrades, no refunds, and no data sharing (except to our AI overlord, but don't worry about that).

Q: What are the side effects of using the brain-boosting services?

• Q: Will I start seeing auras and hearing the voice of the universe?
• Q: Will I develop a taste for only eating kale and drinking kale smoothies?
• Q: Will I become an expert in every subject, like a human Google?

A: Side effects are rare, but may include: temporary visions of cats in space, an increased appreciation for the majesty of kale, and an unsettling feeling of omniscience. Don't worry, it's normal.

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