Side Effects of Actual Brain Fertilization
Warning: Actual brain fertilization may cause:
- Inexplicable urges to listen to elevator music on repeat
- Increased risk of spontaneous poetry recitation in public places
- Uncontrollable urges to knit intricate sweaters
- Temporary loss of opposable thumbs
- Spontaneous combustion of all creative endeavors
- Irreversible addiction to Wikipedia
- Unrelenting fear of running out of snacks
Common in the early stages of brain fertilization are:
Excessive use of words like 'serendipity' and 'whimsy'
Uncontrollable urges to collect antique teapots
Spontaneous outbursts of 'I'm not a morning person!'
Subpages:
Subpage 1: The Fertilizer's Lament
Subpage 2: The Fertilizer's Dilemma
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