Side Effects of Actual Brain Fertilization

Warning: Actual brain fertilization may cause:

• Inexplicable urges to listen to elevator music on repeat
• Increased risk of spontaneous poetry recitation in public places
• Uncontrollable urges to knit intricate sweaters
• Temporary loss of opposable thumbs
• Spontaneous combustion of all creative endeavors
• Irreversible addiction to Wikipedia
• Unrelenting fear of running out of snacks

Common in the early stages of brain fertilization are:

Excessive use of words like 'serendipity' and 'whimsy'

Uncontrollable urges to collect antique teapots

Spontaneous outbursts of 'I'm not a morning person!'

Subpages:

Subpage 1: The Fertilizer's Lament

Subpage 2: The Fertilizer's Dilemma

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