Welcome to the Ultra Brain Fertilizer 3000

The world's most powerful, most excellent, most fantastic brain fertilizer!

Our patented, highly- proprietary, totally-not-at-all-patented technology will make your brain grow faster than a weed in a nuclear reactor.

• Frequently Asked Questions (and some not-so-frequently asked questions too)
• Testimonials from our completely-not-paid-to-testify customers
• Get your brain fertilizer today! (Only 50 dollars for a limited time!)