Jane D. Eggplant Fan Club Endorsements

We're not saying we're objective experts, but we're definitely experts in our own minds. Here's what some of our totally-not-paid-to-write-this fans have to say about Jane D. Eggplant:

• Jane D. Eggplant is the only eggplant we've ever met that's actually cool.
• We've seen her in her element, and let me tell you - she's got game.
• We've never actually met Jane, but we've heard great things. Probably from a friend of a friend.

Join us, and we'll send you a free eggplant-shaped sticker!

Not Actually Endorsed by Anyone

Some people we've talked to are only sort of, kind of, not really endorsed us. But we're counting it! Here are some of their totally-not-actual quotes:

• Our accountant said something nice about us, but we're pretty sure he was just being nice.
• Our mom said we're doing a great job, but she's probably biased.
• We're pretty sure our cat likes us, but he's a cat.