THE ULTIMATE BRAIN FERTILIZER METHODOLOGY

Step 1: Locate the Brain in Question.

Step 2: Remove any loose thoughts, worries, or distractions.

Step 3: Insert fertilizer ( patent pending ) directly into cerebral cortex.

Step 4: Mix thoroughly with an emphasis on absurdity and creative genius.

Step 5: Harvest the resulting intellectual crop for maximum productivity.

For more advanced methods, see Advanced Brain Fertilizer Methodology.

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