Bob's Notable Musings on the Absurdity of Reality

Wherein our hero, Bob, ponders the meaninglessness of existence.

Bob is a philosopher, a sage, a seeker of truth. He sits in his favorite armchair, sipping coffee, and contemplating the futility of life.

Solipsism

Solipsism, the philosophy of "I am the center of the universe and everything else is irrelevant." Bob has a few thoughts on this.

It's all about me, me, ME! The world is just a reflection of my greatness, and all the rest is just a distraction from my magnificence.