THE TENETS OF ULTIMATE MEANINGLESSNESS

According to the revered and completely-not-made-up School of Futility, the fundamental principle of existence is that everything is ultimately meaningless.

As a corollary, the concept of purpose is merely a social construct, a fleeting illusion created to distract us from the crushing despair of our own insignificance.

• Sub-Tenet 1: The universe is 99.9% empty space and the rest is also empty.
• Sub-Tenet 2: Our existence is a mere blip on the radar of time, a brief, flickering moment of consciousness in an infinite expanse of nothingness.
• Sub-Tenet 3: The search for meaning is a futile endeavor, a Sisyphean task that will never be fulfilled.

Read on to learn about the futility of free will.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the absurdity of the multiverse.