Welcome, NeuroSavants!
Enroll in our comprehensive course on brain hacking, where we'll teach you how to:
Learn to implant false memories | Develop a taste for questionable life choices | Perfect the art of self-delusion
Class sizes are limited, so apply now and get ready to join the ranks of the world's most skilled NeuroSavants!
Disclaimer: Our methods are completely safe and not-at-all-liable to cause permanent psychological damage. Probably.