Warning: The following techniques are highly advanced and may cause unintended brain damage. Proceed with caution.
1. Telepathy by Osmosis: A technique where you focus your thoughts into a nearby object, allowing you to control its actions.
2. Mental Matrix Manipulation: A technique that lets you alter the perceptions of those around you, creating a simulated reality.
3. Neural Network Hacking: A technique that lets you interface directly with the global network, accessing hidden information streams.
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use these techniques wisely.