Are you tired of having a mind that works? Do you wish you could just sit back and let the universe decide for you? Look no further! Our easy mind control system is designed specifically with babies in mind (no pun intended).
Step 1: Learn to Cough Frequently Asked QuestionsDisclaimer: Results not actually guaranteed. May cause spontaneous infant laughter, drool, and/or explosive diarrhea. Side effects may be irreversible.
Coughing is the key to unlocking your baby's mind control potential. Practice your cough in front of a mirror until you get it just right.
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