Brain-Hacking Hacks 101: The Art of Mind Control

Welcome, aspiring brain-hackers. Are you ready to unlock the secrets of the universe?

Lesson 1: Basic Mind Control Techniques

Learn the fundamentals of brain-hacking, including:

• Neuro-linguistic Programming (NLP)
• Basic Hypnosis
• Subliminal Messaging

For more advanced techniques, proceed to Advanced Brain-Hacks.

Real-World Applications

Use your newfound mind control powers to:

• Get out of doing chores without actually doing them
• Make your friends and family do your bidding
• Control the world's supply of snacks