Neuro-Laser FAQs

Welcome, would-be neural hackers! Are you ready to unlock the secrets of the human brain? We thought you might have a few questions.

Q: What is a neuro-laser?

A: It's a tool for hacking into the neural networks of your enemies. Just kidding, it's actually a really cool laser pointer that we've painted pink.

Q: Can I use a neuro-laser to cut through solid walls?

A: Ha! You think you're that kind of hacker, don't you? Unfortunately, our neuro-lasers are more suited for cutting through the noise of your own thoughts.

Q: Is it safe to use a neuro-laser near my brain?

A: We can't promise anything. But if you do happen to blow a hole in your skull, don't come crying to us. We have a "no refunds" policy.

Advanced Neuro-Laser Theory