Welcome, brain hacker, to the most exclusive, utterly useless, and completely absurd gadget guide for the discerning brain hacker.
A device that squirts a fine mist of pure, unadulterated neurotoxin directly into your brain. Side effects may include: spontaneous laughter, excessive happiness, and a strong urge to sing along to 80s rock music.
Learn more about the NeuroSquirt 5000A device that shoots high-velocity brain waves directly into your cerebellum. Side effects may include: temporary loss of motor control, spontaneous outbursts of creativity, and a strong desire to write a bestselling novel.
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A device that shatters your fragile sense of self-confidence with brutal honesty. Side effects may include: temporary loss of self-esteem, spontaneous outbursts of anger, and a strong desire to hide under a rock.
Read the user manualA device that nukes your entire sense of reason. Side effects may include: temporary insanity, spontaneous outbursts of gibberish, and a strong desire to relearn basic math.
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