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1 cup of brain juice concentrate delivered monthly
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Only $10.99/month. Limited time offer: get a free brain-scan with purchase!

Note: The subpage "/brain-scan" would be a page with a humorous take on a brain scan, possibly with a fake medical imaging machine that's actually just a toaster with a screen on it.